Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Eccentric Moment

I shall now share with you one of my more eccentric moments.

For Christmas, one of my co-workers gave me a five-dollar gift certificate to Hastings. I immediately spent it on a cheap little catapult gun that flings tiny plasic ninjas at people called "Ninja Attack." I've never been more amused in my life.

I spent the night running around my house shooting things while proudly calling out my lethal battle cry "Ninja Attack!" My pets weren't pleased with my new toy and my mother almost lost an eye.....

My co-workers forbid me from ever bringing it to work. Ahh, but I find myself lost in the fantasy of stalking the library looking for evil doers, blinding the porn fiends with my plastic minions. Soon my battle cry will ring from the shelves Ninja Attack!! All the beligerent, whiney, trouble makers will learn to fear my cheap gun.

See, it's fun being stupid! And it only cost five dollars. It must be tough and expensive being normal.



Blogger Happy Villain said...

Wait a minute! It's not shiny! Now all your shiny toys are going to be jealous!

1:48 AM  
Blogger Library Psychosis said...

The picture doesn't do it's shiny alright...yes yes....shhhhhiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyyyy............
And lethal! What a wonderful combination! ;p

12:37 PM  

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